From Ace of Spades:
Y’see when he was joking about what a f**ing failure he is at bowling, he was not, NOT, saying anything at all about Special Olympics (except for that part where the only way we get the joke is because of what we know about the Special Olympics). Spin, monkeys, spin!
That time I got a ticket for “improper lane change” and I said, “I was driving like a woman”? Totally not making fun of women drivers. At all. How could you even think that?
I remmeber when you ate all my powdered donettes and I said, “fat people like you are fat for stuffing their fat faces with my donettes and you’re going to die a fat person’s death.” It was in no way intended to disparage fat people. I have the highest regard for fat people. Really.
